"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context
when i was little, my grandfather and i used to sing this to each other, but instead of “you’ll never know dear how much i love you” we’d sing “you’ll ALWAYS know dear” and instead of “please don’t take my sunshine away” we’d sing “in my heart, you’ll always remain”
He should open every sentence like this, I’m the Doctor, I’m a Timelord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, In the constellation of Kasterborus, I’m 903 years old, and I’m the man who is gonna order a pumkin spice chai tea because it’s quite chilly out and I enjoy those flavors in autumn.
I’m the Doctor, I’m a Timelord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, In the constellation of Kasterborus, I’m 903 years old, and I’m the man who is going to purchase this sweater because it’s plaid and plaid looks good with my skin tone.
cashier: uh, okay? that’ll be 20 bucks
I’m the Doctor, I’m a Timelord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, In the constellation of Kasterborus, I’m 903 years old, and I’m the man who is going to find an atm because I did not bring enough earth dollars with me to purchase this plaid sweater.
cashier: …dude. are you—
i’M THE DOCTOR, I’M A TIMELORD, I’M FROM THE PLANET GALLIFREY, IN THE CONSTELLATION OF KASTERBORUS, I’M 903 YEARS OLD, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
ok ok im leaving jeez.
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Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
im laughing histerically right now
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I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
#most accurate fucking description of tumblr i can’t even#dying